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Think for yourself 'cause I won't be there with you.
GM🦁 This is Andrew's Apples, the 2-min health email for those who either smile or smirk at everything that happens. Let's go, gang.
😐 Acne? Sunlight every day, swim in the sea if you have it, skip processed food 80% the time, and chill on the lactose (sugar from dairy). 🍎Andrew's Take. The best product I have found so far for the face is from VanMan here. It clears up whatever you got going and paints a soft glow that makes outdoor sunlight feel like it was created just for you. I do not currently put anything else on my face. I am 30 and got ID'd twice on my last trip out West.
☝️ Anything but solitude! So dudes wear makeup now. Not queer men, but straight men. Look no further than the meteoric rise of K-Pop boy band sensations, Harry Styles, and Timothee Chalamet. All made up and ready for the ball. Go out in NYC, Chicago, Miami, or LA and you will see these primped boyz evidently trying to out-dress the women they'd like to take home that night. Lol. Oh, and they all live together in a crammed fraterni-shanty. Six of them! Where am I going with this? 🍎Andrew's Take. None of this is an attack against [whoever you want me to attack]. Just an observation. Young men have kind of lost it: beautification in front of the mirror, moving in huge flocks down the sidewalk, and bunking with several roommates... all YEARS AFTER graduating school. Growth and development stunted. Cut at the throat. I do not care if you call them your "brotherhood" lmao. Every untapped ounce of happiness or meaning will come from solitude: rolling around solo, observing, shaking hands like you're running for fucking mayor, smirking down Main Street, smiling at underslept bankers on Wall Street, bellying up to bars you have no business being in--imposing yourself onto a cold world without the help of your drunk droogs.
🕊️ Tweet of the Day. Sociopaths online continue to badger any poor spirit who will listen that COLD SHOWERS are the cheat-code into heaven. I like Michael's take below. More than one way to skin a cat. The velocity that these herd-mentality "movements" quickly generate is astounding. I do not care if Rogan said it, or Dr. Huberman said it, or some CNN clown said it. Think for yourself. Are cold showers good for you? Generally yes. Are cold showers going to singlehandedly save your tanking testosterone levels? No. Doing what scares you might.
How about them Apples? Hit me with any comments or questions.
Andrew🍎
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