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Hey, how 'bout a hug? Lloyd Christmas, "Dumb and Dumber"
Good morning 🦁 This is Andrew's Apples, the health "handshake" between juiced equinox meatstix and bookish thin white dukes. Two minutes on the clock. Let's go.
🍸 More like olive foil. The Mediterranean diet is still very popular (growing steadily every year), even in the land where people on average look like small shanties. Olive oil is the star of the show and it's a $12 billion business. The bad news? The supermajority of the olive oil found in stores and restaurants is diluted with cheaper oils, which do not even have to be listed on the label. American justice done right! Normies are led to believe that the holier-than-thou FDA is on the hunt to expose these phonies, but they're not; in fact, their main job is to track food-related outbreaks. It has been estimated that 60-90% of olive oils are adulterated w oxidized seed oils tehehehe.
🍎 Andrew's Take: There are certain things in life that one should pay a premium for: a soft flat pillow, Celtic salt, a dense astronaut pen, and olive oil. Gourmet and specialty stores will let you taste it before buying, like a farmer's market stand would. Your tongue knows best, a built-in bullshit detector more reliable than origin and a best-by date. If it comes in a clear plastic bottle, it has more in common with kerosene than it does food. Dark glass and organic pwease - some of the best liquid comes from Australia and California. Just follow the svelte yoga moms on this one.
🧸 Babies at play. One of my best friends Mike is a dad of one (his second will arrive in a couple weeks!). When I asked him way back what had he observed in the first several months of little Lili being born, he said "dude, babies just wake up and are excited to play and see their family." Magic Mike w the knowledge! WANNA BE LIKE MIKE!!
🍎 Andrew's Take: Babies at play understand life better than balding philosophers at Yale. Take this to the gym with you, to every phone call with Mom (never know how many more you got!), to a date if u a youngin', or to any "serious" situation. A Seinfeld sense of humor may get you laid a couple times, but a Rugrats sense of play will bring you way closer to G*d, while the silly cynics below weep.
😴 Some statements on sleep. It occupies one-third of your stay on this planet. It is the natural door into the subconscious, and the only period in a day when time becomes irrelevant, a lightly scented mist that clings to no past nor poten. The energy and the feeling you bring into sleep each night will manifest in your dreams, cementing a wish or a worry. Forever a choice.
🍎 Andrew's Take: Make your bed, yung cadet. It's where dreams are made.
🕊️ Tweet of the Day. Same applies to hand-on-the-hip finger wagging, an effortless wink, and temple tapping after making a good point. This is timeless Golden Era Hollywood shit and people today crave yesterday's customs. Need 'em.
Your friend,
Andrew🍎
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