Collagenetics

Good morning 🦁 This is Andrew's Apples, the health email that develops your innate powers by using the magical matter and space that surrounds you. Two min. Let's go! 

• 🧴 Retinoid steroid. Hot girls and luxuriating moms alike swear by it: Retinol. It's a fat-soluble vitamin that is applied topically. What does it do? Reduces appearance of wrinkles/fine lines, clears acne and other blemishes, and improves the look of congested and UV damaged skin. It's a godsend and not that expensive.

  • 🍎 Andrew's Take. This and this are good. Take it slow at first as your skin gets used to it. Wear at night, when the sun is down. Over time, you can get more aggressive with it for that DIVINE CUPID PINK GLOW.

• 💅 Collagenetics. Collagen is the most common and abundant of your body’s proteins. It provides structural scaffolding for your various tissues so they can stretch (skin, nails, bones, hair, etc.). Especially important for older women.

  • 🍎 Andrew's Take. The key is to find a collagen supplement that is less denatured (i.e. unhydrolyzed organic). Like with most supplements in the US, you must walk through the jungle filled with junk, armed with a scythe. Once you find something good, stick with it like it's your brother.

• 👔 Advertising means "to turn". Friendly neighborhood reminder that advertising literally means "to turn." More often than not, for the consumer, this means that the advertiser is trying to turn you away from what the product actually is.

  • 🍎 Andrew's Take. In a solid 2009 documentary on the ad industry called Art & Copy, one exec quips "good advertising makes food taste better, cars run better..." This dictum ensures that both the food that makes us look young and the food that makes us look like hell, will taste better. Never forget that.

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Your friend, 

Andrew🍎 

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