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This is Andrew's Apples, a small white bag of four fresh *fruits* to nourish your soul and make you feel great. All in under 2 minutes. Let's go picking.
🔫 The Broken Toy. This tweet. Toys were there to prevent boredom, keep you in a state of play. But what happened when the toy broke? Look, boredom does not exist in the way it used to. As a kid, bored meant I had no friend over to clown with, I was sick of my toys, and, crucially, I had no phone around. Now: we have a phone around. Making mental midgets of us all. For eight hours a day. I'd tweak the tweet to "If you're broke, broken, addicted, or out of shape, you should never be bored." Buy some proverbial Legos, my child, and build.
👺 Sungoblin mode. I don't have enough time (nor the dynastic wealth) to exhaust the importance of the OG energy source: the sun. In the immortal and very unhelpful words of rapper Earl Sweatshirt, "I Don't Like Shit, I Don't Go Outside." And because previously social people have become WFM-battery-powered shut-ins, know this: window glass blocks lots of light, according to Stanford neurobiologist Andrew Huberman, PhD, so skip on outside. Ignore the clouds; the sun’s energy shines right through them b*****. Sun-god is Great.
🥦 The broccoligarch. One of the most universally hated foods on the planet, broccoli like it or not makes the Dream Team of health food. Not quite Michael, not Barkley, not Malone, but Stockton! Compounds found in broccoli hunt disease without rest: heart, brain, detoxification, lowering blood pressure, even cognitive function in schizophrenic patients. When I lived in Brooklyn and my luxe market was closed, I'd nab a head of brock at the sweaty corner bodega. It was, every time, bad. Quality matters (organic) folks, especially when the food in question isn't known for taste. Yet it'll slim your waist.
🎣 Gone fishing. New study finds that fish oil pills attack tumors. They "help immunotherapy drugs cure cancer." To keep it simple, due to the typical (bovine) Western diet and lifestyle, Americans' omega 3-to-omega 6 fatty acid ratio is out of whack. We under-consume 3s and over-consume 6s, thanks to ubiquitous seed oils and non-organic chicken, to name a couple. To redress this, you best be taking fish oil every day. This potion is good. Eat the fish but don't think like one: eating off of hooks.
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Your friend,
Andrew 🍎
I got options / I could pass that brocc like Stockton 🥦
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