Sumday: The Weekly Roundup

Issue #045

Good Sunday, schoolmǝtes πŸ˜‡ 

Sundays are for rest, so I bring you our third Sumday. A quick roundup of Apples you may have missed earlier this week. The crop is healthy, the soil dirty. Let's go picking. 

  1. 🧈 Diet. Everything is a snack in the 21st century. In spite of everything, eat eggs. Drink organic coffee and wine, see if I care! Krill oil is better for you than it smells. Circadian rhythm & blues. Addicted to cheese. Tasting food for the first time. The Salt Wars saga. GMOh shit!

  2. πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈ Quiet Down. Follow the money, honey. Take out the dogma. Different strokes folks. Love/hate with (social) media.

  3. 🀑 Happy. Mushrooms and ketamine: for breakfast! Teens are sadder than ever. Polly Pocket healthcare. You're your hottest in your 30s and beyond.

  4. ⛷️ Move Along. Zone 2 Training to burn fat and to talk at the same time. No more zits on your butt. Taking the elevator up one floor.

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pineapple: Case. F**king. Closed. Have a nutritious and delicious and Light week. 

Your friend, 

Andrew🍎 

What do I believe in? I believe in the half smile, the oxford comma, the extra milkshake in an aluminum cup, the drop shot, shitting w the door open, Mark Twain as a comic, the vizsla, rural wisdom, a clean shave, post-everything, to post everything.

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