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Sumday: The Weekly Roundup
Issue #061
Took Ls and then I regroup. Benny the Butcher, rapper
Good Old Dayπ
Sundays are for rest, so I bring you our fifth Sumday. A quick roundup of Apples you may have missed earlier this week. Let's go.
π§ DIET. Most food is poison. Protein intake given body weight. Sunscreen orthodoxy. 'Heaven' runs its course. Declining fertility. Butter is king. Personal don't-care products.
π§ββοΈ QUIET. Man buns receding. The metabolic heath crisis.
π€‘ EMOTION. Vaccines and blood clots. Mental health going mental. Restrict dopamine for a week and see what happens.
β·οΈ MOTION. βIβm not flexible enough." Physics don't lie. Sit less, move more.
In the immortal words of Jimmy Pineapple: Case. F**king. Closed.
Your friend,
Andrewπ
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