Sumday: The Weekly Roundup

Closed mouth don't get fed. Jay Z (to a young Kanye West)

G-Day😇

Sundays are for rest, so I bring you our fourth Sumday. A quick roundup of Apples you may have missed earlier this week. Let's go picking.

1. 🧈 DIET. Anti-obesity drug. The Big Breakfast Battles. Gone menthol! Eat these, lose weight. Glass over plastic. Dinner, then stop eating. All food is fast food.

2. 🧙‍♂️ QUIET. Early to Bed, Early to Rise. He Who Holds the Pen. Get sunlight.

3. 🤡 EMOTION. If over 35 and male, consider testosterone.

4. ⛷️ MOTION. America don't look so hot. Walking in circles. I Just Felt Like Running. All Shoes Matter.

In the immortal words of Jimmy Pineapple: Case. F**king. Closed. 

Your friend,

Andrew🍎

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